Will i live to see 90

I recently had to get a new Doctor, after 2 visits and exhaustive lab tests,

I was told I was doing fairly well for my age. (I'm almost 80)

A little concerned about that comment,

I couldn't resist asking, "Do you think I'll live to be 90"?

I was asked, "Do you smoke tobacco, drink beer,wine or hard liquor?"

"Oh no" I replied "I'm not doing drugs either"

Then was asked "Do you eat rib eye steaks and BBQ'd ribs?"

I said, "Not much, as my previous doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!"

"Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, boating, sailing, hiking or bicycling?"

"No, I don't" I said.

Was then asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?"

"No" I said...

The Doctor looked at me and said, "Then, why do you even give a crap"

Because if you don't crap, you die. Well, that is, according to my grandmother; "You don't eat, you don't sh**, you die."

(BTW, another recycled joke, but this time it was you KB who posted it, in May. Did you turn 85 since the last post? :D)

Thanks CAG, hell my CRAFT disease must be getting worse, that I can't even remember putting that joke on here.:doh2:
Kryn