Hymme the Rich Man

Hymme andhis family moved from Poland to the USA when Hymee was quite young. Hymee made good over in the US and became a big time businessman. After being married for10 years, he decided to go back and visit his old grandmother, the only remaining member of the family in Poland.
He walked into Gran’s small apartment and introduced his gorgeous blond wife. Gran asked,‘But surely, Hymme, your wife does not appear to be Jewish like us?’
‘No Gran.We don’t bother about that sort of thing anymore in America. We can be with anyone we like.’
‘But Hymme,you still go to Synagogue each week?’
‘No Gran. With my business interests it’s really 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. We callit 24/7. I go sometimes but I can’t always make it.’
‘And what about your skull cap? You aren’t wearing it now. What happened?’
‘Well, Gran,it’s not really fashionable. I don’t like hats anyway. Do you like my George Cluney style haircut?’
‘You don’t eat pork, Hymme? I won’t believe that.
‘Well, occasionally a bacon and egg roll on the run when I’m in a real hurry. It hasn’t killed me yet.’
‘But Hymme,are you still circumcised?'

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