Originally Posted by
Allan at Wallan
A chap who lived next door to a doctor was always complaining of aches and
pains. He would knock on the doctor's door and say, "I have a headache, can
you give me some Aspirin?", or "My leg hurts, do you have some linament I can
use"? He was driving the doctor crazy with his requests.
One day the doctor died, and unbelievably his neighbour also passed away, and
remarkably they were buried side by side at the local cemetery.
That night the doctor heard a knock on his coffin. He called out, "Who is it?"
It was his next door neighbour who asked, "Could you give me something for worms?"
Allan
