Old Geezers Clinic?

OLD GEEZERS CLINIC



An old Dr. Geezer became very bored in retirement and decided

to open a clinic.



He put a sign up outside that said: "Dr. Geezer's clinic.

Specialist treatment for $500. If not cured, you get back $1,000."



Doctor "Young," who was positive that this old Dr.Geezer didn't know beans

about modern medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to make a quick $1,000.



So he went to Dr. Geezer's clinic.



Dr. Young: "Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth.

Can you please help me??"



Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and

put 3 drops in Dr. Young's mouth."



Dr. Young: “Aaagh!! -- That's Petrol!"



Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back.

That will be $500."



Dr. Young is annoyed and returns after a couple of days

figuring to recover his money.



Dr. Young: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything."



Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and

put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."



Dr. Young: "Oh, no you don't, -- That's Petrol"

Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back.

That will be $500."



Dr. Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes

back after several more days.



Dr. Young: "My eyesight has become weak --- I can hardly see anything“ he complains.



Dr. Geezer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that so, here's your $1000 back."

(giving him a $10 bill).



Dr. Young: "But this is only $10!"



Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500."





Moral of the story --



Just because you're "Young" doesn't mean that you can outsmart an "old Geezer"!