An Apology

I must sincerely apologize to all my friends here.

I had always thought that Americans had the monopoly on diminished mental capacity politicians. It is obvious that we are barely equal with the rest of the world. I sincerely apologize for my incorrect impressions.

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Price Phillip.... I love this idiot.
"If it doesn't fart or eat hay then she isn't interested"
- speaking about his daughter, Princess Anne.

"Well, you'll never fly in it, you're too fat to be an astronaut."
- to a 13-year-old whilst visiting a space shuttle.


When meeting a 60-year-old disabled man: "How many people have you knocked over this morning on that thing?" David Miller, a trustee of the Valentine Mansion in Redbridge, said he took no offence.


To Australian Aborigines during a visit to Australia with the Queen he asked: "Do you still throw spears at each other?"
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Just sitting here getting coffee up my nose.

"Just sitting here getting coffee up my nose".


Oh Rich, you will get an "International Roast"
for your comments on Phil the dill from over the hill.:D


Allan

Oh Allan,

We just had the California state legislator from Fresno declare that our severe drought is caused by abortions.
(Not a joke)
According to her, it is God's wrath because California allows abortions.