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I thought that will get your attention. :D
Dearest friends, I am off to the you ass say to work for 5 weeks. I am taking my 2 assistants with me for a short family holiday at Dizzyland in LA California. I love to meet snow white and the dwarfs. :o
Then I will be working very hard for 4 weeks in a secret location somewhere in Kentucky. OK they don’t pay for my holiday for nothing. :(
I will be visiting the forum while you are sleeping. So behave yourself and leave the cats alone.
Kiss kiss. :)
Have a good one Scott and hopefully you will return with only 2 assistants.
Have a good one Scott. Remember to take ear plugs!
I think it us who should be telling you to leave them Yank cats alone!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Wongo
I havent tasted Yank pussy, but it all tastes like chicken so Im told.
Al :)
Don't forget to write :D
and don't forget a change of jocks :rolleyes:
Bon Voyage Scott!
Make sure you keep in touch :)
See you Scott, have a good holiday. I'm sure the offsiders will do enough shopping to give you some LV credit points.
Have fun Scott,be safe tripping around, BTW does SWMBO know of your fetish for the dwarves? :eek:
Chicken ?.....no, no, I've tasted a yanks, and I assure you, your not missing much. Tastes no different to an Aussies. More like a kind of North Atlantic seaweed. So leave snow white alone ok. There more trouble than there worth anyway. Besides shes taken....hey, hey, steady you kinky little dawfs. Dont crowd her. One at a time alright !!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by ozwinner
Have a good time. Don't forget to string them along with serious sounding falsehoods back home. Like, our annual drop bear toss competition....and how Kangaroos are just EVERYWHERE, running amuck down our city streets. etc......
I used to work for a venomous little dwarf on the Peninsula, known as the poison dwarf, if Snow White needs one I can provide you with an address, do Australia a favour.
So it is not a free family holiday after all. :mad: I need to pay FBT (94%) on the airfares, airport taxes for my wife and daughter. :mad: I knew about the FBT on the airfares but could never imagine paying FBT on airport tax. Tax on tax :mad: :mad: :mad: , are you kidding me?
To cut the story short, it is like buying 5 return tickets (plus tax) to Kentucky. Unfortunately it is about $1600 (before tax) more than the business class ticket which I am entitled to.
I hate the tax office :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: (blood sucker).
When we get onto the plane on Sunday and it will all be forgotten. Disneyland, here I come :)
Can you name the seve dwarfs straight off?
Rob
Then I will be working very hard for 4 weeks in a secret location somewhere in Kentucky. OK they don’t pay for my holiday for nothing. :(
Cosoul yourself that there is some very good bourbon in Kentucky
Have a good one forget about the tax
Cheers Sam
Saw a news report last night that said that Kentucky were urgently building a huge, electified fence around them. Something about keeping out undesirables or something. :D
Have fun
Richard
Scott
You'll be ahead if they provide free food, from what I've read here you like your tucker. Just remember to take your own vegemite. :D
Oh by the way buddy, have a good one.