A thoughtful Scottish husband was putting his coat and hat on
to make his way down to the local pub.
He turned to his wife before leaving and said,
"Maggie - put your hat and coat on lassie".
She replied, "Awe Jock, that's nice that you are taking me tae the pub with you".
"Nay", Jock replied, "I'm turning off the heating while I'm out".
