Wedding fees

On the day of his wedding a young man has yet to pay the pastor for performing
the ceremony. However the pastor had a plan.

The service proceeded as planned, the vows are exchanged etc. It was now time
for the groom to kiss his bride. The pastor took this opportunity to ask for
payment. In reply, the young groom asked, "How much do I owe you?"
The pastor thought quickly and replied, "Pay me according to your wife's beauty".

The young man pulled out a $5 note and gave it to the pastor. This was both
disappointing and annoying to the pastor but nevertheless he then said,
"You may now kiss the bride".

At this point the groom lifted the veil from his bride's face and the pastor
immediately gave him $4.95 change.