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Q:Where can single men over the age of 60 find younger women who are interested in them?

A:Try a bookstore, under Fiction ..

Q:How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly wrinkles?

A:Take off your glasses ..

Q:Why should 60 plus year old people use valet parking?

A:Valets don't forget where they park your car .

Q:Is it common for 60-plus year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?

A:Storing memory is not a problem, Retrieving it is the problem ..

Q:As people age, do they sleep more soundly?

A:Yes, but usually in the afternoon .

Q:Where should 60-plus year olds look for eye glasses?

A:On their foreheads ..

Q:What is the most common remark made by 60-plus year olds when they enter antique stores?

A:"Gosh, I remember these!"

SMILE, You've still got your sense of humor!

The blank spaces were items, I didn't think would be allowed.

25th April 2015, 09:51 PM
Sawdust Maker

I was going to read these to my wife

but then I realised that she wouldn't have understood them as she's in her 50s
25th April 2015, 10:19 PM
mark david

Maybe you just couldn't remember what they were :roflmao::roflmao:

Quote:

Originally Posted by KBs PensNmore

The blank spaces were items, I didn't think would be allowed.
25th April 2015, 10:35 PM
KBs PensNmore

Oh I could remember them OK, they were a little bit "not suitable for the Junior Members" here. I've had one warning, I don't want anymore.:rolleyes:
I must behave. I must behave. I must, drat, I've forgotten again:D
Kryn
25th April 2015, 10:45 PM
A Duke

Quote:

Originally Posted by KBs PensNmore

Oh I could remember them OK, they were a little bit "not suitable for the Junior Members" here. I've had one warning, I don't want anymore.:rolleyes:
I must behave. I must behave. I must, drat, I've forgotten again:D

Kryn

There is a special forum for that sort of thing. Post the non censored version there.
:wink:

Q:Where can single men over the age of 60 find younger women who are interested in them?	A:Try a bookstore, under Fiction ..


Q:How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly wrinkles?	A:Take off your glasses ..

Q:Why should 60 plus year old people use valet parking?	A:Valets don't forget where they park your car .
Q:Is it common for 60-plus year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?	A:Storing memory is not a problem, Retrieving it is the problem ..
Q:As people age, do they sleep more soundly?	A:Yes, but usually in the afternoon .
Q:Where should 60-plus year olds look for eye glasses?	A:On their foreheads ..
Q:What is the most common remark made by 60-plus year olds when they enter antique stores?	A:"Gosh, I remember these!"
SMILE, You've still got your sense of humor!