Watering the Plants

I walked into the lobby of my apartment building recently and was
greeted by this notice:

"To whoever is watering these plants, please stop.
They are the property of the building and our maintenance staff will take care of
them.
They may have already been watered, in which case you will be over watering them.
Besides, these plants are fake."

----------- Today's saying or thought -------------------------

Skier: someone who pays an arm and a leg
for the opportunity to break them.

So have you stopped watering the plants yet Rodger?

Maybe you need to move to a better quality appartment block where they use real plants,
But still tick you off for watering them