Centimetre joke

The teacher asked the students to use "centimetre" in a sentence but give a
different meaning to it each time.

Student No. 1. My thumb is about a centimetre wide.

Student No. 2. My Mum tried to park her car at the shopping centre where
there were three meters. She parked at the centre meter.

Student No. 3. My Dad bought some string at Bunnings - it was a cent a metre.

Student No. 4. My Auntie was to arrive by train - I was sent to meet her.


P.S. I used to know another one at least - does anyone remember ?

Allan

If I wrote my life story the book would be a foot....no sorry a centimetre thick:doh:

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Originally Posted by Allan at Wallan

The teacher asked the students to use "centimetre" in a sentence but give a
different meaning to it each time.

Student No. 1. My thumb is about a centimetre wide.

Student No. 2. My Mum tried to park her car at the shopping centre where
there were three meters. She parked at the centre meter.

Student No. 3. My Dad bought some string at Bunnings - it was a cent a metre.

Student No. 4. My Auntie was to arrive by train - I was sent to meet her.


P.S. I used to know another one at least - does anyone remember ?

Allan

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Perhaps:

We had trouble with our water bill and they sent a meter reader around from the council.


CP

You could smell her scent a metre away

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Originally Posted by rwbuild

You could smell her scent a metre away

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So how many males to the gallon did she get?

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Originally Posted by AlexS

So how many males to the gallon did she get?

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You would need to measure that with a scent-o-meter.

cp

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Originally Posted by Carry Pine

You would need to measure that with a scent-o-meter.

cp

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Or, if you had a car, you could use the odourometer.

CP