Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllllantysiliogogoch

> I really do still like the simple ones the best!
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> On a beautiful summer’s day, two American tourists were driving through Wales.
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> At Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllllantysiliogogoch, they stopped for lunch.
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> One of the tourists asked the waitress, ‘Before we order, I wonder if you could settle an argument for us. Can you pronounce where we are, very, very, very slowly?’
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> The girl leaned over and slowly said, ‘Burrr gurrr king’.

That's so frustrating - it's a great joke but I won't be able to tell it to anyone.

That is a whopper.