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Christopha was standing at a WWW when a customer approached and spied his high gloss dome, he approached and ran his hand over it and said 'that feels just like my young wifes breast'.
Christopha then ran his hand over his head and replied 'so it does'.
Iain, have you banned your wife from going to anymore www's?
I did say 'Young" :D :D :D :D
I thought you said this was a JOKE!!!, that sounds just like Christopha :p :p
When I was a young apprentice carpenter, about 20 or so, I got to use the same line. One of the finish carpenters had just finished out a beautiful cherry hand rail on a curved stairway. He said, "feel this railing, it's as smooth as my wife's ass". So I ran my hand across it, and replied "yep, it sure is!" About ten minutes later he walked back over to me and asked "what did you just say?" I still get a good laugh over the look on his face. I just turned away and walked off, laughing. :D
Iain, maaaate, please stop........ nar...... keep it up maaaaaaaate!
My old man waited about twenty years in the police dog squad for the opportunity for this one to come up...
Had just finished a job and the dog was doing its thing, kicking back licking its nuts. Another copper walks up and says, "Jeez I wish I could do that". The old man replies, "If you give him a pat he'll probably let you". :eek:
Dan