Irish Magic

An Irishman and a German entered a chocolate store. As they were busy looking, the German stole 3 chocolate bars.

As they left the store, the German said to the Irishman, "Man I'm the best thief, I stole 3 chocolate bars and no one saw me. You can't beat that."

The Irishman replied: "You want to see something better? Let's go back to the shop and I'll show you real stealing."

So they went to the counter and the Irishman said to the shopkeeper, "Do you want to see magic?"

The shopkeeper replied, "Yes."

The Irishman said, "Give me one chocolate bar."

The shopkeeper gave him one, and he ate it.

The Irishman asked for a second bar, and he ate that as well. He asked for the third, and finished that one too.

The shopkeeper asked: "But where's the magic?"

The Irishman replied: "Check in my friend's pocket, and you'll find all three bars of chocolate."

You just CAN'T beat an Irishman!