Hi all
Here is the latest update on Shoplift World.
On friday the missus did a bolt out of the door at 10 to 5, when its a bit quiet we usualy close early.
Hmm cant hear the usual closeing up noises.
Check the security moniter, ahah.
Run outside, there is the missus with this old female dog ( why is ***** on the forbidden word list? ) who had the idea of theiving from us.
What they (shop lifters) have done for the last 30 years is to put stuff under the side gate, which is not visable from the shop.
When they go out, they go to the side gate and pick up their booty.
FOILED, some mean, usless pr!ck has installed cameras, now, we get the piccys and videos to the police post haste.
They have to drive here, so the rego's are easy to get.
The piccys and rego will be given to the police by my Good Fairy tomorrow.
Value of goods stolen, 50 cents.
The look on the old female dogs face, pricless.
For everthing else there a police record............
Hah. :p
Revenge is sweet..
Al :D
