A different type of tree - very clean joke

Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert, wandering aimlessly and close to death. They are close to just lying down and waiting for the inevitable, when all of a sudden... "Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I is sure of eet". "Si, Luis, eet smells like bacon to meee".



So, with renewed strength, they struggle off up the next sand dune, and there, in the distance, is a tree, just loaded with bacon. There's raw bacon, dripping with moisture, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon... every imaginable kind of cured pig meat you can imagine!!



"Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved. Eees a bacon tree". "Luis, are sure ees not a meerage? We ees in the desert, don'forget". "Pepe, when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smeell of bacon... ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree". And with that... Luis races towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres, Pepe following closely behind, when all of a sudden, a machine gun opens up, and Luis is cut down in his tracks. It is clear he is mortally wounded but, true friend that he is, he manages to warn Pepe with his dying breath.



"Pepe... go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree" "Luis, Luis mi amigo... what ees eet?" "Pepe... ees not a bacon tree............ Ees.....



Ees.....



Ees.....



Ees, a Ham Bush"

Wood borer
Your Accent is appalling Victorians and tasmanians don't talk like that




Ham and eggs. A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.

Borer, I prescribe a lump of 4x4 - cheap pine'll do. A sharp number 4 plane - a Stanley will do. And a good hour or more turning it into very small pieces.

Doctor Richard (honourary title, granted by my cat)

Considering some of the jokes on this forum, we need a new level of reputation - spew coloured for really bad jokes. :D

Richard

Brother Borer

You have ruined my day! :rolleyes:

can I give you a reddie and greenie at the same time :confused:

I am lost for words.