Redhead goes to her GP, complaining of pains all over her body.
Demonstrates by touching her nose, forehead, neck, arms, torso and legs.Shrieks of agony at each touch.
GP looks at her and says "You're not really a redhead, are you?"
"No" she says, "I'm a blonde"
"Thought so" says the GP,
"You've got a broken finger"
