Daryl is driving over the Sydney Harbour Bridge one day when he sees his
girlfriend Shazza about to throw herself off.
Daryl slams on the brakes and yells: "Shazza what the bloody hell d'ya
Think ya doing?"
Shazza turns around with a tear in her eye and says: "G'day Daryl. You
got me pregnant, so now I'm gonna kill meself".
Daryl gets a lump in his throat when he hears this. "Shazza", he says,
"Fair dinkum not only are ya a top root, but you're a real sport
too"....... and drives off.