Easy Eggs

One Sunday morning, while on a field exercise with the
Army, I was in line for breakfast and noticed that the cook
behind the counter looked kind of harassed.

After I gave him my order, he asked me how I wanted my eggs.

Not wanting to burden him further, I said cheerfully, "Oh, whatever is easiest for you."

With that, he took two eggs, cracked them open onto my plate and handed it back to me.

The "yoke" was on you that time.:D


Allan

Yes Allan, but my feelings were a little scrambled when I looked at the plate

Raw egg … no worse than eating oysters