3 X Guinness

More from 'Plato and a Platypus.......'

A guy goes into an Irish pub each night and orders 3 schooners of Guinness a time. Finally the barman asks for an explanation.

' Well it's like this you see. I have 2 brothers overseas and it's just like they are here having a drink with me.'

A few months later the fellow only orders 2 Guinness at a time and the barman asks why.

'Well, it's some bad news. My brother was killed and there are just the 2 of us now.'

Six months later, he only orders one drink at a time. The barman suggests,

'I guess it's more bad news?'
'No!' he replies.



'I've become a Methodist!'

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