A man and woman were having a quiet, romantic dinner in a local
restaurant. They were holding hands and gazing lovingly at each
other.
A nearby waitress was observing them when suddenly the man started
to slide down his chair then under the table. The waitress thought it
was a bit odd and tactfully approached the woman. She said, "Pardon me
but I think your husband just slid under the table".
The woman, with a concerned look on her face replied, "No, he didn't,
my husband just walked in through the door".
Allan