Had some gear delivered by courier today, signed the paperwork etc and as he was leaving he turned around and asked:
him: "you don't work in town do you?"
me: "No, I work from home"
him: "Does anyone here work in town?"
me: "What, in this area?"
him: "No, anyone in this house, do they work in town?"
me: "No, why?"
him: "Well this is really a bit further than I like to come out of town, I'd rather deliver somewhere in town"
me: :eek: ........... "well maybe you could train all your customers to just come and pick up their freight at the depot and save you all the driving around"
him: ( a bit embarrased now) "aah, well......"
me: (in extremely sarcastic mode) "listen mate, if I wanted to go and pick the stuff up somewhere, I wouldn't pay for courier service would I? If you like, I'll call your depot and ask them not to send you out here because you don't like the drive, whaddaya reckon?" :mad:
I live 4.5 km from my local village (where the couriers meet up and swap parcels) and about 30km from town and all the freight depots. Do you think I'm being too hard on the poor wickle courier lad? (contractor in his own van)
Mick (the mean hard man)