Would you marry again

Would You marry Again?

A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question . . . .

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married Again?"

HUSBAND: Definitely not!"

WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"

HUSBAND: "Of course I do."

WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry? "

HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."

WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)

HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)

WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"

HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."

WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"

HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"

WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"

HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."

WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"

HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."

WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"

HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."

WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with you?

HUSBAND: "Yes, those are always good times."

WIFE: "Would she use my clubs?

HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."

WIFE: -- silence --

HUSBAND: --quietly to himself -- "Sh#@t."

Like they say wives are to blame for the lies men tell, they ask too many questions.

"A bachelor is a man who hasn't made the same mistake once"

Not mine unfortunately. From a changeable sign at a rental place on a main road in sydney many moons ago...