Get an email enquiry from interstate - can I make a box like the one in the photo, within 2 weeks? Sure, it's pretty straight forward, no finish required, nothing fancy needed, not expensive. One brief phone call to clarify dimensions, price accepted, so I drop what I'm doing and make it. Let the client know, she says she will deposit payment next day. So far, an absolutely normal transaction. However, the money doesn't get deposited the next day, or the next, or the next.... After about a week I try another couple of phone calls - leave messages but no answer. I send another email and get an apology, had a problem with the money but will go in ASAP.
After a month or so, with no money, I have just about given up hope of seeing the money, and am just about ready to sell it or give it away. I figure there's nothing to lose, so I send the would-be client a blister of an email, threatening legal action, adverse credit record etc if payment not made within two days. Get an email the next day saying payment would be made, followed by one saying it had gone in today. Great, as soon as it appears in my account I'll send the box.
Shortly afterwards I get a phone call, it's from the client's father! Turns out she's 12 years old, has ordered the box as a wedding present for her sister without telling anyone. Father very apologetic - could have easily gone the other way I guess - and he is depositing the money.
Should I be asking my clients how old they are?