Two nuns

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21st February 2013, 01:37 PM
chambezio

Two nuns

There were two Nuns coming home in a car on a dark and stormy night. They had to pull up suddenly because a tree was across the road. A Vampire Bat suddenly appeared on the bonnet of the car. The driver called out to her passenger "Jump out and show him your cross" the other Nun jumped out of the car amid the terrible storm and said...."Get off the car, you bastead!".

"Show him your cross".........

Well I thought it was funny
21st February 2013, 02:15 PM
A Duke

Why always 2 Nuns?

One Nun's there to see the other Nun don't get none.

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