Paddy took two stuffed dogs to the Antiques Road
Show to have them valued. They were a little worse for wear.
"Ooh!", said the presenter, "This is a very rare set,
produced by the celebrated Johns Bros, taxidermists
who operated in London at the turn of the last century"
The presenter then asked, "Do you have any idea of
what they would fetch if they were in better condition?"
Paddy replied, "Sticks".
Allan
