On her 40th birthday SWMBO waltzed out of the bedroom dressed in an
old outfit that she dug out of the back of the wardrobe.
"I wore this on my 30th birthday! I guess that means my wardrobe is
ten years old," she said to me, hoping I'd take the hint
and buy her some new clothes as a present.
"Or," I offered instead, "it means when you were 30 you had the body of a
40-year-old."
(I am expected to be discharged from the hospital next week but I
will always walk with a limp).
