Healthy Place

At the urging of his doctor, Allan moved to Munruben.

After settling in, he met a neighbor, John, who was also an older man.

"Say, is this really a healthy place?"

"It sure is," John replied.
"When I first arrived here I couldn't say one word.
I had hardly any hair on my head.
I didn't have the strength to walk across a room and
I had to be lifted out of bed."

"That's wonderful!" said Allan. "How long have you been here?"

"I was born here."

You forgot to mention -

I woke up crying every day after having
wet my pants.

Come to think of it .. nothing's changed.:2tsup:

Allan