Boasting neighbour

I was talking with a neighbour yesterday who was boasting
about his great job, nice home and latest model BMW. Then
he dragged out a photo of his girlfriend and said, "Isn't she
just beautiful?"

I said, "If you think she is beautiful, you should see my wife".

He asked, 'Why, is she a stunner?".

I replied, "No, she's an optician".


Allan

:rotfl::rotfl::)):roflmao:

Another beauty I missed.......must need new glasses!!!

Now Allan this has got to be one of the best jokes you've come up with in a while.
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