Police were called to my neighbour's home and found a
woman holding a bloodied 5-iron and standing over
her dead husband.
The cop asked, "Did you hit him with that golf club?"
"Yes, I did", she replied.
The cop said, "How many times did you hit him?"
She replied, "I dunno, five, six maybe seven times
... oh, just put me down for a five".
Allan
