BACK IN THE U.k.

Arrived back home last night (now severly jet lagged).

BUT WISH TO THANK ALL FORUM MEMBERS FOR THEIR HOSPITALITY AND SUPPORT ON THE RECENT VISIT MADE BY JANET & JOHN.

I intend to respond to members personally as soon as jet lag has diminished.

Just a short story to tell of our last night of holiday.

I went to the loo in a Japanesse hotel, the loo was as big as a bath tub, and all round the toilet seat their were electronic switches. After using the loo it took some working out how to flush. I did suceed but thought I would give Janet special instructions how to operate when whe she paid a visit. Janet was told she must remain seated and press a button. The buttons were titled :
Temparature, pressure, spray, bidet and stop but no flush.

I told Janet to use the spray button, at which she did and I heard a loud
tickled scream,the result was she got a dose of hot water sprayed to her bum.
Damn clever those japs!!!!!!!!!

Glad to see you arrived home safely.

Sad about the Jap toilet though as I suspect someone associated with our government will read your post and now take steps to install these in all the public loo's in Oz.