All Bull

A couple went to see a rodeo and one of the first exhibits they stopped

at was the breeding bulls.

They went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said,

"This bull mated 50 times last year." The wife playfully nudged her

husband in the ribs and repeated what the sign said. The husband nodded,

bored.

They walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said, "This

bull mated 120 times last year." The wife now gave her husband a healthy

jab and said, "That's more than twice a week. You could learn a lot from

him." The husband now gave a cheesy, tolerant grin.

They walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in

capital letters, "This bull mated 365 times last year." The wife, so

excited that her elbow nearly broke her husband's ribs, said, "That's

once a day! You could REALLY learn something from this one."

Completely cheesed off, the husband looked at his blonde wife and said,

"Go over and ask the keeper if it was with the same cow!"