Two chemistry professors walk into a bar.
The bartender asks what they'd like to drink.
The first one says "I'll have a H2O."
The second says "I'll have a H2O too."
The second one died.
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Two chemistry professors walk into a bar.
The bartender asks what they'd like to drink.
The first one says "I'll have a H2O."
The second says "I'll have a H2O too."
The second one died.
Must have been a bottle-blonde barmaid.
A girl walks into a bar and asks the barman for a Double Entendre
So he gave her one.
Poor Johnny is no more,He drank what he thought to be H2O,but was really H2SO4.
Something is messing up the formatting.
I don't like the idea of drinking dihydrogen monoxide. It is used in all sorts of nasty places like sewerage farms. Apparently nuclear power plants use massive amounts of the stuff . Every year there are thousands of deaths around the world from people inhaling the stuff. It also destroys hand tools in a very short time.
Avery: You should join up with this group as they rally support to outlaw this dangerous chemical. Dihydrogen Monoxide Research Division - dihydrogen monoxide info
I am not alone...
I wonder how many oldies remember this:
Polywater - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Cheers
Michael