Dance with me

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

Sounds fishy to me and a bit of a mackerel act.

You could have floundered and got a flathead as well.

Or been circled by sharks and badly battered.

Is that the only thing you pulled?No birds?:oo:

When you left you forgot your leather jacket.

Is that where you got your reputation as a groper? :D



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No the mullet and lack of a decent tailor did that.

I went to the same restaurant and asked the waiter.."Do you serve shrimps"? and he replied, "Sit down sir, we serve anyone."

I think this story has a lot of Sole

I bet you had a whale of a time. If you found a bird did you seal it with a kiss?

Did you get on to the karioke at that restaurant
and sing a tuna too.

Allan

What scale do you sing that in

All this Whiting is getting, quite frankly Tommy, Ruff. I think I will Callop away before I get kicked in the Cods

Going to a better plaice, Crunchie?