John went to a Munrubben Cafe and wanted to ask his attractive
waitress for a date, but couldn't get her attention.
When he was able to catch her eye, she quickly looked away.
Finally John followed her into the kitchen and blurted out his invitation.
To his amazement, she readily consented.
John said, "Why have you been avoiding me all this time? You wouldn't
even make eye contact."
"Oh," said the waitress, "I thought you just wanted more coffee."
