Julia and the Cow

Julia Gillard is touring the countryside in a chauffeur-driven car.
Suddenly, a cow walks out onto the road, they hit it full on and the car
comes to a stop.
Julia in her usual charming manner, says to the chauffeur: "You get out and
check - you were driving. " The chauffeur gets out, checks and reports that
... the animal is dead. "You were driving, go and tell the farmer, " says Julia.

Five hours later, the chauffeur returns totally plastered, hair ruffled with
a big grin on his face. 'My god, what happened to you? ' asks Julia. The
chauffeur replies: 'When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of
malt whisky, the wife gave me a slap-up meal and the daughter made love to
me.' 'What on earth did you tell them?' asks Julia. "I'm Julia Gillard's
chauffeur and I've just killed the cow."