Man of the House

MAN OF THE HOUSE

The husband had just finished reading his book "Man of the House".

He stormed into the house and walked directly up to his wife.

Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "from now on,

I want you to know that I am the man of this house

and my word is law! I want you to prepare me a
gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal,

I expect a scrumptious dessert afterward.

Then, after dinner, you're going to draw
my bath so I can relax. And when I'm finished with my bath,

guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"



His wife replied, "The funeral director?"