Keeping a Confidence

A friend of mine was in the hospital awaiting the arrival of her
first child. When I telephoned the hospital to see if the baby had
arrived, the nurse said it had.

I asked if it was a boy or girl and was told that it was against
hospital policy to give this information over the phone.

"Fine," I said. "I can understand that. But can you tell me what she
didn't have?"

"It wasn't a boy," came the reply.

Nice one....

Remembering a mate when his daughter was born (on ANZAC day) when they said you want a nurse....he said I'll have that one over there she looks cute.....

Whenever I visit a maternity ward with my young daughters to see a friend with a new baby, and they ask who I want to see I reply 'No-one - I'm here for a warranty claim' :doh:

Cheers,
Dave