Maturity

I think we've all had brushes with the authorities on our way home from the odd soiree over the years, but being older and smarter, Mrs. Wood and I have done something about it: Last night we went out for a few quiet drinks and ended up having a few loud ones too.

Knowing full well we were wasted, we did something we've never done before: We took a bus home. What's more, we arrived home safely and without incident which was a quite a surprise really since Mrs. Wood has never driven a bus before.

:roflmao:

Well played sir :clap3:

You mean Mrs Wood would because Mr Wood wouldn't

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Originally Posted by Rodgera

You mean Mrs Wood would because Mr Wood wouldn't

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LOL, very good. And clean...

not sure why I didn't see that one coming :rofl: :clap3:

very good sir

Which reminds me ... last night I caught a bus.

They are heavy aren't they?

Just a bit heavier than catching a tennis ball.:2tsup:

Allan

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Originally Posted by Allan at Wallan

.... last night I caught a bus.

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Oh?? ..and just exactly who threw it to you??

was it a double decker?

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Originally Posted by Woodwould

I refuse to answer that question M'lud on the grounds I might incriminate myself.

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I think this is the same point at which the Americans invoke the 5th.:wink: Whatever that might be.

Regards
Paul

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Originally Posted by Bushmiller

I think this is the same point at which the Americans invoke the 5th.:wink: Whatever that might be.

Regards
Paul

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Same thing. 5th Amendment to the Constitution (Bill of Rights).

Cheers,
Joe

and I thought it was a measure of Whiskey :doh::D

There are 6 bottles of Whisky in an imperial gallon but only 5 in an American gallon, hence the 5th in American literature.