How to clean a bath!

:D This could plumb even greater depths than the "how do you fold fitted sheets" thread! :D
Blokes don't even know where the cleaning stuff is do they? :bath:

I haven't had a bath since last year. I was just thinking it was time for another one so in about seven years time I'll have to worry about cleaning it.:)

Take clothes off.

Put favourite dance track sequence on ipod

Wrap a flannel around each foot. We have the ones that look like pouches which means 3/4 of a foot can fit inside.

Wet bath with shower.

Spray bath with gel cleaner.

Get into bath and boogie for at least three dance tracks.

Rinse and you're done.
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PS be careful not to fall over.


***** How to avoid being asked to wash clothes *****

Find item of SWMBO delicately coloured or white intimate apparel plus a pair of new bright red and a pair of new deep blue jocks. Wash together generating a dingy grey coloured item of clothing :D

I'm meant to clean it??
Why did no-one ever tell me this.....

My SWMBO cleans the bath, what does your hubby's SWMBO do? :D

Why isn't this in the joke section?

Pressure cleaner + truck wash. Does the shower a treat, too.

A; I hate bloody baths, filthy things, sitting around in your own waste. Mind you, they can be picture skew when used to display gorgeous, naked.....Oh, never mind... ;)


B; Clean the shower? Get a girlfriend, be nice and she will not only clean your shower but she will even find your kitchen sink under all the paper plates, pizza boxes, car parts and fish scales. Good things girl friends..

I thought you clean the bath the same way you clean the toilet. Throw some water in with some detergent, then throw in the neighbour's cat :U:U

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Originally Posted by Christopha

B; Clean the shower? Get a girlfriend, be nice and she will not only clean your shower but she will even find your kitchen sink under all the paper plates, pizza boxes, car parts and fish scales. Good things girl friends..

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I guess there is quite a small window of oportunity. Where she stilll like you, but hasn't worked out your modus oporandi! :D

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Originally Posted by tea lady

:D This could plumb even greater depths than the "how do you fold fitted sheets" thread! :D
Blokes don't even know where the cleaning stuff is do they? :bath:

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TL

I'm thinking there may well be more than a little of the agent provacateur in you:D.

Regards
Paul

how to clean a bath

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Originally Posted by tea lady

:D This could plumb even greater depths than the "how do you fold fitted sheets" thread! :D
Blokes don't even know where the cleaning stuff is do they? :bath:

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you need
water
tooth paste
plastic scrourer
slave
whip
towel (optional)

wet bath, squeeze some tooth paste into bath, threaten to whip slave unless said slave uses scourer to scrub bath
rinse bath well

if slave has done a good job give them the towel to get dry, otherwise hang them out to dry

Clean the bath? :oo: Wuffo?

The goldfish like it just as it is...

first..remove the yabbies

I can foresee a new forum headed "Housework - Hints and Tips"
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