A Wee Scottish Tale.
A golfer is cupping his hand to scoop water from a Highland burn on the St Andrews course.
A groundskeeper shouts: 'Dinnae drink tha waater! Et's foo ae coo's Shi#e an pish!'
The golfer replies: 'My Good fellow, I'm from England . Could you repeat that for me, in English!?'
The keeper replies: 'I said, use two hands - you'll spill less that way!
