Buying A Car Can Be Fun

A woman walks into a Lexus dealership. She browses around, then sees the car of her dreams and walks over to inspect it. As she bends down to feel the fine leather upholstery, a small fart escapes her. Extremely embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and hopes a salesperson doesn't immediately appear. But as she turns back, there standing next to her is a salesman.
"Good day Madame, how may we help you today?"
Very uncomfortably she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?"
He answers, "Madame, I'm afraid I can't say....If you farted just touching it...you're going to yourself when you hear the price."

A man goes to the motor show and approaches the Rolls Royce stand, he asks the solitary saleman where the gents toilets are.
The salesman then escorts him across the pavilion and to the toilets, waits for him and when he came out bought hom a coffee and croissant then took him back to the stand.
The man was overwhelmed and asked why he had been so generous as he was not able to afford such a fine vehicle.
The salesman responded 'Sir, I have had over 150 enquiries so far today and yours was the first genuine one'. ;)