Alan and Ray building a shed

Alan and Ray were building a shed at Wallan and they were nailing the floorboards and Alan picks up a bag of nails and looks at the nails and started to nail away when he notices the head of the nail was at the wrong end of the nail so he tossed it away.. he did this with many of them as he took them from the bag and saw them with the heads at the wrong end.

"Why are you doing that"? asks Ray "Because the heads of the nail are on the wrong end" replied Alan.

"Stupid man", says Ray, who prided himself as being a bit smarter than Alan,"Don't throw them away,, Keep them for the ceiling."

Hardest part was training Allan to use hammer correctly he kept trying to use the claw end for the ceiling nails.:doh: Being so short he had to tie a broom handle to the hammer handle. Helped improve his Golf though. drove the floor nails right in.:p

Yeah, that's right !

When you blokes can't find a decent joke you turn
to the alternative - hammer Allan.:D

You failed to "nail" me this time - better luck next
time around.:2tsup:

Allan

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Originally Posted by Allan at Wallan

Yeah, that's right !

When you blokes can't find a decent joke you turn
to the alternative - hammer Allan.:D

You failed to "nail" me this time - better luck next
time around.:2tsup:

Allan

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But they did give you a heads up:roll:

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Allan at Wallan

Yeah, that's right !

When you blokes can't find a decent joke you turn
to the alternative - hammer Allan.:D

You failed to "nail" me this time - better luck next
time around.:2tsup:

Allan

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Allan, Don't get ahead of yourself - yet!!

Come on Allan, claw your way back.

I thought they were bang on:D:D