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A little boy was sitting on the footpath shaking a bottle of turpentine and watching the bubbles rise.
A Priest came along and asked the boy 'What have you got there sonny?'
The boy said, 'This is the most powerful liquid in the world; it's called turps!'
The Priest said, 'Actually, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water; if you rub it on a pregnant woman's tummy, she'll pass a healthy baby.'
The boy replied, 'Well... if you rub turps on a cat's ar5e, it'll pass a Harley Davidson.'
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it'll pass a Harley Davidson? That ain't so fast! :p:D
I was going to say 'Ferrari', but that would have been an outright lie!Quote:
Originally Posted by tea lady
Hey Woodwould,Quote:
Originally Posted by Woodwould
Have you done it :o are you sure:rolleyes:
HazzaB
What... said 'Ferrari'?Quote:
Originally Posted by HazzaB
How does a cat swallow a Harley in the first place?
When my uncle was a lad (he is 82 now) he would take his dog for a walk when she was on heat. When, the somewhat rather preoccupied dogs would come along and sniffing and thinking what the next few minutes would hold in store....uncle would dab a little turps from a rag on the starter button of the dog and watch them take off. Cheap form of fun during the depression
I had the same experience when the fuel tank on my Willy Warmer leaked.