Make Sure They Get Your Name

Make Sure They Get Your Name

Munruben/John and Allan from Wallan arrived at a very popular restaurant and they were dismayed to find it very crowded. Approaching the hostess John asked, 'Will it be long?'
The hostess, seemingly ignoring John & Allan continued writing in her reservations book.
Thinking she had possibly not heard him the first time, John decided to ask again. 'How much time is the wait for a table?'
Looking up from her book, the hostess smiled and said, 'Oh, only about ten minutes. We will inform you when your table is ready.'
A short time later, John & Allan heard an announcement over the intercom system, 'Willette B. Long......... Willette B. Long, your table is ready.'

My mate saw me reading this and thought to himself
Willie Larf .... yes I did, just a little bit.:D

Allan

chuckle out loud

Chuck L. Outloud ???

True story you jokers....... Few years ago while I was still capable of working professionally -(in Alice Springs)...I had to apologise for arriving late at a restaurant lunch appointment. Mates already into the red juice larfed their heads orf when I explained I had just attended a development consent planning meeting for a new "Family Restaurant" project in the centre of town and had to explain certain design aspects with a Mr Ernie Wanka from the Highways Department....and a Mr Richard Head....from another important Government Department.
But I still think your restaurant hostess is a winner!

Mr. I.P.Daily