Combination..........

Same as usual, just keep it going, only in a poetic sort of way.
You all know the drill.

Here I sit at the screen................


Al :)

with a can of Preen in my.............

in my shorts and my hand on my ...

empty can of sports........

chafe lubricant which I had just used to.......

stop the squeaks in a couple of chafes I had just renovated so.....

decided to use some MFKL to.......

apply some TLC to my ...

SWISWMBOFOWKM (she who if she who must be obeyed found out would kill me)( dont blame me , I didn't start this letters instead of words business :D )

By SWISWMBOFOWKM we assume he means his trusty surface grinder....
:D

which his wife held behind her ...

Behind her, behind her, was the cry

and the grinder gripped a cheek, splitting ...

half a fly

with me, come fly with me to .....