Allans weight is perfect.

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29th December 2010, 04:37 PM
munruben

Allans weight is perfect.

Allan went to his doctor after the Christmas festivities and all that food.. The doctor asked him to step on the scale. The doctor studied Allans chart and looked again at the current weight showing on the scales. He sat down at this desk and said "Allan, your weight is absolutely perfect but"...

"You are a meter too short"
29th December 2010, 05:23 PM
wheelinround

Just what his wife has been telling him for years :;
29th December 2010, 05:45 PM
Chesand

He just had an economy of height
30th December 2010, 09:04 AM
Allan at Wallan

Quote:

Originally Posted by munruben

Allan went to his doctor after the Christmas festivities and all that food.. The doctor asked him to step on the scale. The doctor studied Allans chart and looked again at the current weight showing on the scales. He sat down at this desk and said "Allan, your weight is absolutely perfect but"...

"You are a meter too short"

Ahhh, so that's what my doctor meant when he told
my wife that I was "a little short up top".

Allan
31st December 2010, 09:58 AM
munruben

Quote:

Originally Posted by Allan at Wallan

Ahhh, so that's what my doctor meant when he told
my wife that I was "a little short up top".

Allan

Or a bit long in the tooth.:)

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