The best clean joke of the year
GETTING MARRIED
Jack,age 92,and Gil,age 89,living in Aukland,are all excited about thrir decision to get married.
They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding ,and on the way they pass a chemist shop and Jack suggests they go in.
Jack addresses the man behind the counter:
"Are you the owner??:
The pharmacist answers ,"Yes"
Jack:" We're about to get married.Do you sell heart medication ??:
Pharmacist" "Of course we do ,"
Jack: "How about medicine for circulation??"
Pharmacist:"All kinds."
Jack: "
Medicine for rheumatism ?? "
Pharmacist: "Definitely."
Jack." how about suppositories ?? "
Pharmacist : " You bet ! "
Jack: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, and alzheimer's ??:
Pharmacist: Yes, a large variety. The works.."
Jack " What about vitamins, sleeping pills, antidotes for Parkinsons disease ??"
Pharmacist :" Absolutely .. '
Jack :" Everything for heartburn, and indigestion ?? "
Pharmacist: " WE sure do"
Jack : "You sell wheelchaires and walkers and canes ?? "
Pharmacist : " Sure do , All speeds and sizes : "
Jack : "Adult incontinence pants ?? "
Pharmacist : " Sure, all sizes : "
JACK & GILL
THEN WE WOULD LIKE TO USE THIS STORE FOR OUR WEDDING PRESENTS LIST
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