Looking back.

Looking back over the years, a few things have really stuck out in my mind, here are some of them..

As a kid my parents made me walk the plank...We couldn't afford a dog.
But my dad called me Rover "cos he always wanted one.

I remember the sad day when one of my friends went fishing and his boat sank and he drowned... We all got together and had a wreath made in the shape of a lifeboat.. Well it was what he would have wanted.

Talking of boats. I once went on a "Once in a lifetime cruise on a big ship" ... I tell you what.... Never again.

I also remember when the owner of the local cinema died, his funeral was on a Friday at 4-30pm, 6-30pm and 8-30pm.

I use to think the world really sucks but now I realise, if it didn't, we would all fall off.

This has always stuck in my mind:

A lady driving a 4WD Landrover had a sign
on the back window stating "BABY ON BOARD".

She gave me the strangest look when I asked
her why she didn't have a seat for it.

Allan