Another bad day

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3rd December 2010, 10:43 PM
munruben

Another bad day

Walking home from the local video store the other night I was suddenly attacked by a giant Beetle about 2 meters tall and must have weighed 150Kilos. It knocked me to the ground and jumped on me and kicked me until I was really sore, cut and bruised.
I finally escaped from the giant Beetle but thought I had better call in at the local medical centre and see a doctor about my cuts and bruises.

I told the lady at the reception desk what had happened to me and she said..

"Yes, we know there is a nasty bug going around at the moment."
3rd December 2010, 10:47 PM
Dengue

Orrrrrrh :rolleyes:
4th December 2010, 01:10 PM
Rodgera

If cats live in a cattery, and Nuns live in a Nunnery, Where do bugs live?

It looks like you have been buggered!!
4th December 2010, 01:28 PM
Charleville

Heheheh! :D:D:D

That's the best joke that I have seen for about three weeks. Thanks!

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4th December 2010, 05:06 PM
fenderbelly

Groan @ John :U

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